May 2012
Next project: leather/pleather body harness
Friendzoning is the worst thing a girl can do to a...
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So as long as I don’t friendzone you it’s totally cool if I castrate you? Neato.
Newest adventures on tha Porn Store job →
Dunno if I plugged/publicized/whatever this before but it was a scary night and you should give me them pageviews to make me feel better about the world.
my total adsense earnings have skyrocketed from $.01 to $.013 overnight!
I BE RICH IN NO TIME!
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The newest war stories from my porn store job. I... →
christ, just writing the events of my evening out is mentally taxing. Fuuuuck, I need a drink.
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