fucking okcupid. Deleting my account ALL BECAUSE I SAID I WAS A NIGERIAN PRINCE. Dicks. edit - think I already posted this but c’mon, I WAS MAKING FRIENDS.
I think some jerkasaur reported my fake-ass okcupid account that I made for the purposes of taking many quizzes. I’M SORRY I’M NOT A REAL NIGERIAN PRINCE, JEEZ.
I have a pet peeve when it comes to people's...
sloegingrin: Discovered I REALLY hate when people get little word tattoos. Like “Live, Laugh, Love” “Keep On Believing” “Live for Tomorrow” “Stay Strong” Shit pisses me the fuck off. It seems like every other person who comes into the shop is a 16 year old girl who wants this fucking shit. Sorry…I just wanted to bitch a little bit. Yes, I’m on my period. I’m not a big fan of those...
My skull is fighting itself. Drank a puny amount of beer (like 6 16oz?) and piddled away $6 in a shitty jukebox. Then caught up with Chi, shared my globetrotter story with half the dudes in the bar, blahblahblah, then ice cream now cerebral agony.
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What is it with black guys and fat white broads? Jeeeeezus.
I think my first check will be ~90 bucks. I’m considering using all of it for a tattoo. Or the first major chunk of a tattoo. I still have $20ish in my account so I could likely coast on that until next pay day. Now, to figure out what to get.
My job is like every pre-Hairspray John Waters movie X Clerks. In other words, fucking heavenly.