May 2010
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Potential gay boyfriend never called back.
I’m so disappointed. For once, my manly physique would’ve worked in my favor. I washed my hair for nothing.
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Any upcoming tattoo/piercing plans?
Oooh, I like this question. There’s a picture of a woman shredded and unraveling from the waist down (it’s in my FB pictures somewhere) that I’ve wanted for quite some time. I really want to get either industrials in each ear or a set o’ titty stabbings. :D
If I were any more open, vital organs would start falling out.
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What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
Haha, that’s a very objective thing to ask. So, I’m really not sure.
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i watched the human centipede last night & just.....
The first like 20 minutes are sooo lame that I fell asleep and have yet to finish it, haha. One day, by jove.
If I were any more open, vital organs would start falling out.
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Do you like to party?
Parties are fuuuun. So, yes, I suppose I do. Intimate drunken gatherings of friends are better sometimes, though.
If I were any more open, vital organs would start falling out.
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What is the nastiest thing you have ever ate?
Probably lobster eyes. They were mostly tasteless. but pulling them off the lobster was a pretty odd experience.
If I were any more open, vital organs would start falling out.
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Have you ever seen a ghost?
No, but I certainly believe in the paranormal.
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What is your favorite Saw trap?
The reverse beartrap and the venus flytrap (pretty much just the opposites of each other) are totally the most badass traps.
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What would you do for like $1,500 a week?
….You offering? Cause I could reeeeally use the dough, haha. Uh, I dunno. My morals are pretty lax. -shrug- Wanna make a deal? XP
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i miss your old background (but would have changed...
Not intentionally, but I totally see the the similarity now that you point it out, haha.
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fuckyeahmashups:
DJ Lobsterdust - Smash My Bitch...
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Have you ever pretended to know what someone was...
Duh, who hasn’t?
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What's the worst, yet most entertaining, thing...
Donna insists that I choked some kid one time. I don’t really remember it.
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Ever solicit a prostitute with a beard?
I have yet to solicit you, good sir.
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Which were your favorite and worst years of...
Elementary and high school were pretty fun. Middle school was just stupid.
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Which would be worse, going blind or deaf?
Deaf. I can remember colors and paintings and faces but if couldn’t hear music or voices or even just cars driving past my window I would be so fucking sad and so isolated.
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Traveling through some outinthemiddleofnowhere...
YOU MEAN I GET TO KEEP MY TOES IN A JAR!?! YESS!
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YAY! I assume you had a seizure on your keyboard?
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Best cereal ever?
Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch. The Aldi knockoff is pretty great too.
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Someone offers you $1000 a week to model Uggs for...
Ask them how much they’d pay me to glue rocks to my feet instead. And then accept whatever they offer me and do that instead.
If I were any more open, vital organs would start falling out.
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Think of someone you despise. If you found out...
Nah, they’ve already done it to themselves.
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Have you ever had any bones broken?
Possibly my nose? I’m not sure, but I think I landed on my nose one Rocky and that’s why it now bends a bit to the side. Maybe I just jacked up my nasal cartilage, dunno.
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Werewolves or vampires?
Whampires. Vampiric versions of Wham.
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What's an upcoming movie you're excited to see?
Not really. Like, I’m just not a big fan of chain theaters because everything’s expensive there and the movies are so bland. I am excited to see awful kiddie movies for free at the Warner though! Check out their FB page for more info, sirs.
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Have you ever spilled something at a restaurant?
Once at Cici’s pizza I knocked over the cutlery rack and probably 100+ pieces of silverware all went clanging to the ground. Every townie in the place was just looking at me like they were spooked deer, waiting for me to make my move. I didn’t know what else to do so I shrugged and went back to my seat.
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what is your favorite song at the moment?
I’m going through two different major song phases right now. I am obsessed with Jolene by Dolly Parton (and any cover of the song I can find) and Liese by Rammstein. I’ve never been all that into Rammstein until the newest album. Like, it’s not a dazzling album but the deluxe box is pretty fucking great.
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what is your favorite place to eat?
Black Bear, omg. The food is amazing and the atmosphere is so chill. It’s fun times. :]
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If you were Bert of Sesame Street, would that make...
I’d like to think I’m not very Bert-ish, but that’s a pretty apt comparison. We’re kind of like a platonic Cosmo and Wanda, but it can hard to tell which one is which sometimes, haha.
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did you know that you're background makes my eyes...
Many people have said the same. I’m pondering changing it soon.
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Strawberry Switchblade - Jolene
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are you trying to hypnotize me with your...
YOU WILL BUY ME BOOZE! *wiggles fingers in a hypnotic fashion*
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