Dear @doctordimetrodon, you are a strong, funny, kind and vastly intelligent person and although we didn’t hang out often I will absolutely miss your presence in Morgantown. Happy trails! PS - Hawaii is full of meth, please don’t do it. PPS, thank you (or whoever) for the raffle prize!
So, when is ‘National Shoplift at Hobby Lobby Day’?
I rented my cunt to Bjork
because I liked the sound of it.
I wept, while watching TV
because I’m a big sap.
I left the party and went to the bathroom
so I could laugh at myself in the mirror.
Sometimes I miss the past, but this moment,
this moment right here,
where you don’t know what I’m going write
and neither do I.
This is a pretty good moment.
Even if this poem is shit.
It’s like this with all things.
Remember, we are better than their “tweet takeovers.” Let’s make pro-choice hashtags trend on October 21st, instead of giving prolifers the pleasure of seeing their hashtags trend.
someone buy me a megaphone
the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS
the last one killed me
This makes me wanna download tinder just to fucks with people but I’m pretty sure it’ll be like that time I pretended to be a nigerian prince on okcupid just because I wanted to take the fun quizzes without getting hassled by peepee peeps. (result: banned/deleted from okc and a free month of reddit gold??)
Swooning over these septum pretties.
ugh perma-sads over joblessness just tripled.
RUTH. BADER. GINSBERG.
ilu darth bader
Clothes hangers, by Veronika Paluchova, were modeled after the night creatures that hang upside down in the dark. The wardrobe or closet are usually dark places perfect for bats to live in. When the hangers are not in use, the bat wings can be folded to save space.
A phone case that looks like a gigantic isopod. I have no words.
It scares me a little and I need it.