TOMORROW IS OCTOBER

skelezor:

SOMEONE BRING OUT THE B O N E F L U T E

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HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake
Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre) + permalink

sex-edumacation:

Our power is rising

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turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

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Versace S/S 2015 at MFW


So like a 90s revivalist space hooker kinda thing? I’m into it.

Versace S/S 2015 at MFW

So like a 90s revivalist space hooker kinda thing? I’m into it.

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Birfdayface

Birfdayface

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periodicult90s:

Lisa Marie photographed by Tim Burton for Harper’s Bazaar, September 1994.

periodicult90s:

Lisa Marie photographed by Tim Burton for Harper’s Bazaar, September 1994.

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powderdoom:

CURRENTLY COVETING: NYX WICKED LIPPIES
Who else is crying over these new lipsticks by NYX? The Wicked range is made up of 12 witchy, jeweled toned shades - just in time for fall *__*

risque and betrayal are pretty fuckin great

powderdoom:

CURRENTLY COVETING: NYX WICKED LIPPIES

Who else is crying over these new lipsticks by NYX? The Wicked range is made up of 12 witchy, jeweled toned shades - just in time for fall *__*

risque and betrayal are pretty fuckin great

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Uncle kree #unclegrandpa #goodmorning! #unclekreeoriginal #selfie #postitdoodle

Uncle kree #unclegrandpa #goodmorning! #unclekreeoriginal #selfie #postitdoodle

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It makes us itchy but it’s cute.

It makes us itchy but it’s cute.

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When you use “wants equality” as an insult, you’re the bad guy. Luke McKinney on the term ‘Social Justice Warrior’ + permalink

Grave Robbing for Morons

What is Grave Robbing for Morons? We don’t know. In fact, no one seems to know. It was part of the widely popular VHS trade that grew in the early 1990s, and birthed cult classics of dark and unusual videos that relied on know-how to circulate. Since the 90s, the trade has transferred onto the internet, depending on message boards and selective communities to live on.

Grave Robbing for Morons has been circulated, copied, traded, and torrented countless times, making it impossible to have a clear understanding of where it has been, and where it came from.

If you know anything about this video, any leads, names, connections, or locations, you can anonymously contact graverobbingformorons@gmail.com or visit withil.wix.com/graverobbers

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